Dear man who makes my egg white and cheese sandwich,
I know you like me. I like you too. And I appreciate the extra eggs on the sly. The thing is, I order one egg b/c I really just want one egg. Perhaps we can high five instead?
XO,
Courtney
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zer0her0 reblogged this from courtneylewis and added:
Hehe, that’s great.
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peopledoallkindsofthings reblogged this from courtneylewis and added:
I have a very similar predicament. The...iced coffee cart gives me a free (giant) donut,...
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